In your case I would suggest someone with extremely low standards…
Smack!
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Because you’re gay.
Smack!
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Because you hate yourself…
You tit.
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No…
(I just lied)
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In your…
head…
you tit.
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To feel significant…
Even though we aren’t.
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Because we need them to…
Smack!
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The full question: ‘My wife sings in the shower and it’s really bad but she thinks it’s really good. How do I stop her from ruining my morning?”
The answer:
Get in the shower with her…
And stick something in her mouth.
Smack!
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Because you have to deal with the truth…
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Yes.
Girls do whatever you want.
Women do it right…
Smack!
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