- How do I pay my bills with no money?

F*ck a rich guy…
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- How do I know if she loves me?

She doesn’t. Guaranteed.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is there a difference between girls and women in bed?

Yes.
Girls do whatever you want.
Women do it right…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are people so fake?

Because they can’t handle the truth…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are girls unfaithful too?

Does a giraffe have a neck?
Of course they are…
And they’re better at it.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- My Ex-Wife and I…

The full question: ‘Dude, My ex wife of 11 years hates me sooo bad! I left her because she had an ongoing affair with her boss. I found my new wife (8yrs younger and 10 times as hot). My ex is getting married today (!) but I still have to go to court every year [...]