- Why do I keep going back to my Ex?

Because you’re an insecure little tit.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why does getting drunk feel good?

Because you hate yourself…
You tit.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is it wrong to lie?

No…
(I just lied)
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Where do I find happiness?

In your…
head…
you tit.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do we celebrate birthdays?

To feel significant…
Even though we aren’t.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is cancer hereditary?

No… it’s a state of mind… a fucked up one.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do you think of fat people, Dr. Smack?

Fat is a choice - the wrong choice…
The ugly, smelly, environmentally unfriendly choice.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is 21 too young to have kids?

Not if you wanna fuck up the best part of your life…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Is there a difference between girls and women in bed?

Yes.
Girls do whatever you want.
Women do it right…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Are girls unfaithful too?

Does a giraffe have a neck?
Of course they are…
And they’re better at it.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com