The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’
The answer:
When your parents start paying for your sexual favors [...]
The full question: ‘My girlfriend left me for another guy and now she wants to come back to me. I still love her, but I am really hurt. What should I do?’
The answer:
You flippin’ pussy…
Keep well away from her.
Or I’ll electrocute your crown jewels because you don’t deserve them.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
The full question: ‘My boyfriend is into hard rap and I find it so offensive. Why is he so determined to listen to it when I think it is so aggressive? And why is it so popular?’
The answer:
Because it grabs your attention…
It causes you to have an opinion…
It makes you react…
It upsets you…
It makes you [...]
The full question: ‘I smoke 20 cigarettes a day, at least, and my Doctor said I should quit if I want to be healthy again. What do you think, Dr. Smack? You are, after all, the true Doctor.’
The answer:
Why would you want to be healthy?
The quicker you die the better.
You tit.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) [...]
I don’t see the point in them.
The success : failure ratio is too great.
Especially if you have something to offer…
Then they simply become dangerous ways of attracting a stalker.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
I guess.
But not giving a flying fuck works better.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Not unless you’re doing it wrong.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
The full question: ‘My friend is always late. Even when he tells me he is on his way, I know he isn’t and I always end up waiting for half an hour or longer. I have mentioned it, but it makes no difference. What do I do?’
The answer:
Give a final warning…
After 15 minutes, get up [...]
Avoid them.
And the best way to do that is get a divorce, because your wife will turn into her mother…
Need I say more?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Because they are wasteful.
Anorexia is a far more environmentally friendly option.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
