The full question: ‘My boyfriend is into hard rap and I find it so offensive. Why is he so determined to listen to it when I think it is so aggressive? And why is it so popular?’
The answer:
Because it grabs your attention…
It causes you to have an opinion…
It makes you react…
It upsets you…
It makes you [...]

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The full question: ‘I smoke 20 cigarettes a day, at least, and my Doctor said I should quit if I want to be healthy again. What do you think, Dr. Smack? You are, after all, the true Doctor.’
The answer:
Why would you want to be healthy?
The quicker you die the better.
You tit.
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I don’t see the point in them.
The success : failure ratio is too great.
Especially if you have something to offer…
Then they simply become dangerous ways of attracting a stalker.
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I guess.
But not giving a flying fuck works better.
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Not unless you’re doing it wrong.
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The full question: ‘My friend is always late. Even when he tells me he is on his way, I know he isn’t and I always end up waiting for half an hour or longer. I have mentioned it, but it makes no difference. What do I do?’
The answer:
Give a final warning…
After 15 minutes, get up [...]

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Avoid them.
And the best way to do that is get a divorce, because your wife will turn into her mother…
Need I say more?
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Because they are wasteful.
Anorexia is a far more environmentally friendly option.
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The full question: ‘My group of friends is splitting apart because three of them don’t get along. We all used to be so close. What can I do?’
The answer:
Life is all about change, whether we like it or not.
So, get used to it.
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Yes.
Smack!
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