- My boyfriend lied. What should I do?

The full question: ‘My boyfriend went to a party and lied about smoking and drinking on Valentine’s Day. What should I do?’
The answer:
I think the first thing you should do is call the Police and report his appalling misbehavior - it could be a misdemeanor, it might even be a felony.
After that you should stomp [...]

- This girl I like has a cat I hate. Help.

The full question: “I have been dating this girl for a while and when we first started dating we always stayed at my place, but now her cat is ill and we have to go to hers whenever we stay the night together. I hate her cat, it smells and its hair gets everywhere, plus [...]

- Should I have sex at 12 years old?

The full question: ‘Me and my boyfriend are 12 years old and we have been together for the last year and we are really in love. He wants to have sex and so do I. Am I too young?’
The answer:
Why didn’t this happen to me when I was 12?
Because it happened when I was 11.
And [...]

- I am really into Asian chicks, but my parents don’t like it. Help.

The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’
The answer:
When your parents start paying for your sexual favors [...]

- Why did he tell me he loves me?

The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it [...]

- What’s your view on blind dates?

I don’t see the point in them.
The success : failure ratio is too great.
Especially if you have something to offer…
Then they simply become dangerous ways of attracting a stalker.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Does long distance love work?

It works the same as any other love.
It’s not easy.
It’s not permanent.
& it is painful.
Ha!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- What do you think about gay marriage?

Same as I think about straight marriage.
Pointless. But not harmless.
“If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” - Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- This girl won’t leave me alone. What do I say to her?

Nothing.
Ignore her.
It works. Guaranteed. But you have to stick to the plan.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I make my girlfriend love me?

The full question: ‘I have been with my girlfriend for 3 months, but she still doesn’t love me. She told me she would never love me. I have money and she is hot, so it’s kind of a good arrangement for us both, but I want her to love me. How can I make her [...]