03.07- Why did he tell me he loves me?

The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it [...]

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03.06- What’s your view on blind dates?

I don’t see the point in them.
The success : failure ratio is too great.
Especially if you have something to offer…
Then they simply become dangerous ways of attracting a stalker.
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02.28- Does long distance love work?

It works the same as any other love.
It’s not easy.
It’s not permanent.
& it is painful.
Ha!
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02.27- What do you think about gay marriage?

Same as I think about straight marriage.
Pointless. But not harmless.
“If there was any love, trust or belief in marriage, there would be no need for marriage in the first place” - Marriage & How To Avoid It by Guy Blews
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02.26- This girl won’t leave me alone. What do I say to her?

Nothing.
Ignore her.
It works. Guaranteed. But you have to stick to the plan.
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02.10- How do I make my girlfriend love me?

The full question: ‘I have been with my girlfriend for 3 months, but she still doesn’t love me. She told me she would never love me. I have money and she is hot, so it’s kind of a good arrangement for us both, but I want her to love me. How can I make her [...]

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01.28- How do I get my ex back?

The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me?
The answer:
Ignore her. And get another girlfriend.
She’ll wonder where you went…
And [...]

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01.25- What’s the best way to be a good lover?

Find out what you like…
And then try it out on them.
But be gentle to begin with.
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01.15- Why is it so hard to find a girl I like?

I dunno - perhaps you are too picky, or perhaps nobody likes you either…
You should change your outlook and just find parts that you like and then move on from there - become a breast man, or a legs man, go for personality, or just a smile - you’d be amazed at the results.
“Good breasts [...]

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01.13- There’s a girl I like but she doesn’t like me. What do I do?

Move on.
Be with another girl and then you become a viable commodity.
Being a desperate loser, waiting for her, hoping she will change her mind, will only creep her out even more.
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