- Who should I try to be with?

In your case I would suggest someone with extremely low standards…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are men so sensitive and then mean?

They’re not - they’re mean… and then pretend to be sensitive when they don’t like you anymore.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why are fat butt cracks so ugly?

Because you know what’s lurking on the inside…
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do old people smell?

Because they are rotting…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Should I shave my thinning hair?

Yes…
Bald is the new black.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com