- Why did he tell me he loves me?

The full question: ‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for 6 months and the other day after we had been fooling around he said he loved me, but since then he hasn’t said it and when I asked him about it he kind of brushed me off. What’s going on? And why did he say it [...]

- Can you have too little sex?

Yes.
And most people do.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Can you have too much sex?

Not unless you’re doing it wrong.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Does long distance love work?

It works the same as any other love.
It’s not easy.
It’s not permanent.
& it is painful.
Ha!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- This girl won’t leave me alone. What do I say to her?

Nothing.
Ignore her.
It works. Guaranteed. But you have to stick to the plan.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do people get married?

Desperation or Obligation.
Or both.
Think about it.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Why do married people have affairs?

Because they are bored.
They are bored because they have to be monogamous.
Monogamous rhymes with monotonous after a few years of bills, babies and boredom.
That’s why married people have affairs.
But the question should really be - Why do people get married?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- How do I make my girlfriend love me?

The full question: ‘I have been with my girlfriend for 3 months, but she still doesn’t love me. She told me she would never love me. I have money and she is hot, so it’s kind of a good arrangement for us both, but I want her to love me. How can I make her [...]

- Is love good?

Good for what?
Making you behave like an idiot? Yes.
Making you think like an idiot? Yes.
Making you feel like an idiot? Yes.
Making you a wimp? Yes.
Making you insane? Yes
Making you ache? Yes.
But you should try it anyway.
Then you’ll know what to avoid.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

- Can men multi-orgasm?

Yes they can.
But it requires anal invasion.
“Woah! Stop! Stop! No! Do it again!!”
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com