In your case I would suggest someone with extremely low standards…
Smack!
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A long way from desperate losers like you.
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In your…
head…
you tit.
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The full question: ‘My wife sings in the shower and it’s really bad but she thinks it’s really good. How do I stop her from ruining my morning?”
The answer:
Get in the shower with her…
And stick something in her mouth.
Smack!
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Then you’re doing just fine…
Smack!
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The full question: ‘Dr. Smack, I met this hot hot chick and she wants to stay with me for a few days; she seems cool but how do I tell if this is a disaster waiting to happen?’
The answer:
It doesn’t matter.
Live a little.
Smack!
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The full question: ‘I am seeing this girl but she travels alot and so I started seeing another girl who is around much more. I like them both. Is it bad of me to do this when they don’t know?’
The answer:
No, it’s not bad - it’s f*cking stupid.
Smack!
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The full question: ‘My best friend’s ex boyfriend kissed me and I think I’m starting to like him. I told my friend and she is really mad and won’t talk to me. What should I do?’
The answer:
Kiss her…
She might start to like you again.
Smack!
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The full question: ‘When is the best time to make a move on a girl? Should I do it on the first date, or should I wait for longer? How can I tell the right or the wrong time?’
The answer:
You’ll know…
When she slaps you, you loser.
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The full question: ‘I really like my girlfriend and she is a really clean girl but over the past month she has begun to smell a little bit in her private region. Do you know why?’
The answer:
Yes.
She’s having sex with someone else…
Without protection.
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