Yes, of course… for the night.
Smack!
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They’re not - they’re mean… and then pretend to be sensitive when they don’t like you anymore.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
Does a giraffe have a neck?
Of course they are…
And they’re better at it.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
06.29- My Ex-Wife and I…
The full question: ‘Dude, My ex wife of 11 years hates me sooo bad! I left her because she had an ongoing affair with her boss. I found my new wife (8yrs younger and 10 times as hot). My ex is getting married today (!) but I still have to go to court every year [...]
The full question: ‘I am seeing this girl but she travels alot and so I started seeing another girl who is around much more. I like them both. Is it bad of me to do this when they don’t know?’
The answer:
No, it’s not bad - it’s f*cking stupid.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
The full question: ‘My best friend’s ex boyfriend kissed me and I think I’m starting to like him. I told my friend and she is really mad and won’t talk to me. What should I do?’
The answer:
Kiss her…
She might start to like you again.
Smack!
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
The full question: ‘I really like my girlfriend and she is a really clean girl but over the past month she has begun to smell a little bit in her private region. Do you know why?’
The answer:
Yes.
She’s having sex with someone else…
Without protection.
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
As long as he doesn’t smell… or have yellow teeth… bad feet… dirty hands…
Then why not?
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
The full question: ‘My boyfriend just had sex with another girl. And then he told me that he wants to be with her and not me because he feels “connected” to her, but I don’t want to lose him. What can I do to make him stay with me? Help.’
The answer:
Watch some porn…
And then “connect” [...]
Only if you have lots of great sex…
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com
