The full question: ‘My friend is always late. Even when he tells me he is on his way, I know he isn’t and I always end up waiting for half an hour or longer. I have mentioned it, but it makes no difference. What do I do?’

The answer:

Give a final warning…

After 15 minutes, get up and go and don’t return calls for a day.

When you speak to them tell them you are in the hospital and ask them to visit you…

Waste their time like they waste yours.

It’s amazing how a smack of faux-reality can work.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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