- How do I get my ex back?

The full question: My ex and I split up a year ago and she vowed to never talk to me again. I have tried to contact her via phone and text, but have heard nothing back. How do I get her to talk to me?

The answer:

Ignore her. And get another girlfriend.

She’ll wonder where you went…

And when she finds you, you won’t care.

Geniass.

Haha!

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

One Response to “- How do I get my ex back?”

  1. daz says:

    Why are people who are always right, so annoying?

    It makes me want to smack them, but they always have their asses covered. :(

    Your clinical attitude torwards Love also annoys me.

    For you sex is a business.

    Perhaps one should charge 200 dollars an hour, to make it into a realistic relationship/bargain.

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