They’re stupid, they dribble, they smell, they bark for no good reason, they chase cars as if they know what they are going to do when they catch up…

But - they are loyal, you can train them and they can be guide dogs for the blind - I have never seen a cat that could do that.

However, owning a dog in the city is cruel, not only to the animal - if you own a dog in the city, you pick up 365 handfuls of poop a year (at least) you sad, lonely, desperate little person.

There is no way I’m doing that.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) www.SmackTherapy.com

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