Because the boys want to blame the size of their tiny winkie on the outside temperature.

And the girls want an excuse to be overweight, blubbery and/or pastey white.

There can be no other possible explanation.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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