- How do I die without committing suicide?

Easy.

Take up some hazardous and life threatening, thrill-seeking activities such as sky-diving without a parachute, swimming with sharks (without a cage and with a bleeding leg and arm), or even playing chess in fast moving traffic.

These pastimes will serve a twofold purpose:

1. Life will be thrilling and fun.

2. Life will be far shorter than originally intended.

See ya.

Or maybe not…

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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