Go to a brothel with 200 bucks.

Or get some fat, ugly chick very drunk - the good thing about this one is that she will be grateful, even if you’re useless.

Mission accomplished.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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