11.07- I’m 35, single and have never been married. Should I be worried?
No, you should not be worried.
You are not single - you are multiple.
You should be happy. You should be proud.
You are an individual. Someone to be revered. A class act.
As long as people want to marry you and you refuse, then you are all of the above.
BUT:
If nobody has asked (or even suggested it), then you should probably book a room in an old people’s home and stay there for a while. Loser.
- “There is no love, trust or belief in marriage. If there was, there would be no need for marriage in the first place.” Quote from ‘Marriage & How To Avoid It’ by Guy Blews - www.marriageandhowtoavoidit.com
Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) www.SmackTherapy.com

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