Dr. Smack is going for the hopeful option here:

Your boyfriend was too full to f*ck.

(I never understood why people eat before planning on having sex… think about it… shouldn’t we eat afterwards?!)

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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