This question was so damn long that I put a teaser at the top and I will now endeavor to write out the whole question, as written to me (spelling mistakes and all)…

“I tell my fiance not to wear clothes that show off her breast and I get mad when she walks in front of me when she sees guys it hurts my feelings mostly. and makes me mad all day. She likes to talk to her ex husband alot and not much to me she says I am way to jeloas but I feel like she really thinks im a loser because of my body. do you think im to jealose or she is just trying to make me think im to jealos so she can do what she wants?”

Phew!!

Dr. Smack wants to know - Does she have just one very large ‘breast’ in the center of her chest, or was that meant to be “breasts”??!!

So, here’s the answer:

My Boy - anyone who spells ‘jealous’ differently 3 times in one paragraph clearly cannot make up their mind.

Let me be clear… Yes, you are a jealous little child riddled with insecurities and self-hatred, who chose her because she had her tits on display and now you don’t like other guys getting a look for free.

Solution: Next time a guy checks out her display, compliment him on his good taste (and then ask him for 5 bucks to offset the feeling of jealousy. Cash: it’s as good as money).

Question: Would you date you if you behaved like you do?

Exactly.

P.S. She is still banging her ex husband.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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