- How can I stop going to hospital?

The full question: ‘I have always been a little unhealthy and so have always taken pills to make me feel better. But now that I am older my ailments just keep getting worse and I end up in the hospital more often than I should, even though I know that I don’t do enough to stay healthy with things like exercise and diet. Is there any other way to keep out of the hospital, Dr. Smack?’

The answer:

Yes.

Stop taking the pills. Die. And you’ll end up in the morgue.

You fat fuck.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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