The full question: ‘I have a great connection with Asian girls and I always seem to end up dating them, but I am Jewish and my parents want me to be with a Jewish girl. What should I say to them and what should I do?’

The answer:

When your parents start paying for your sexual favors then they can tell you who to date.

Until then, tell them that the Asian girls are Jewish, they just don’t look it.

And in the meantime stop introducing them to your parents, you tit.

“If you don’t stand in the line of fire, you can’t get shot” - quote from ‘Marriage & How To Avoid It’ by Guy Blews.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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