The full question: ‘My girlfriend left me for another guy and now she wants to come back to me. I still love her, but I am really hurt. What should I do?’

The answer:

You flippin’ pussy…

Keep well away from her.

Or I’ll electrocute your crown jewels because you don’t deserve them.

Guy Blews (aka. Dr. Smack) - www.SmackTherapy.com

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